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Unholy Heights is so worth $4

Unholy Heights is so worth $4

TastyWhale November 10, 2013 0

This game… I bought it on a whim ($4 is whim money). I’m so glad I did. The music is the first thing you’ll notice in the start screen. Upbeat, Japanese elevator music. Unfortunately

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Speakeasy Briefs: a Tasty Whale review

Speakeasy Briefs: a Tasty Whale review

TastyWhale November 8, 2013 0

I purchased these when I was on a Kickstarter binge. I have no shame in that. After about 10 washes the green and blue pairs have held their color well. The teeth on the

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Poo~Pourri does cover up the scent of shit

Poo~Pourri does cover up the scent of shit

TastyWhale November 7, 2013 0

That may not be my proudest article title yet, but it is honest. If you haven’t seen it, Poo~Pourri (yes, that is a tilde) is a non-aerosol spritz that claims to “Leave the toilet

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Buyer’s Guide to the Nintendo DS hardware

Buyer’s Guide to the Nintendo DS hardware

TastyWhale October 2, 2013 0

This article is for anyone unfamiliar with Nintendo portable hardware. New gamers, parents buying for their kids, etc. I’ll explain something confusing: The Nintendo DS has been around for a nearly a decade. In

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Foul Play impressions/review/feedback

Foul Play impressions/review/feedback

TastyWhale September 17, 2013 0

I first learned of this game by prowling around the Indie section of PAX Prime 2013. Must have missed it on my first sweep, because a friend told me about “a cute looking game,

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How to teach my Girlfriend about a key part of my childhood?

How to teach my Girlfriend about a key part of my childhood?

TastyWhale September 16, 2013 0

Something odd occurred today. I was talking to my fiancée about our cat Cheddar, who is a long-hair. I said something like “What if he was actually a long-haired Himalayan? Then he’d say ‘Himalaaayan!

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PS4 sharing is looking amazing.  And Tasty.

PS4 sharing is looking amazing. And Tasty.

TastyWhale September 10, 2013 0

Cripes. Just watch this. The social share feature, playing PS4 games remotely via the Vita (like the PS3 couldn’t quite do well enough with the PSP), the new Vita TV being used as a

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New Apple iPhone 5S and 5C, iOS7 to have built-in controller support

New Apple iPhone 5S and 5C, iOS7 to have built-in controller support

TastyWhale September 10, 2013 0

Sounds like iOS 7 (coming out on the 18th) will have native controller support. Got that tidbit from Kotaku.com. iPhone 5C: Apple just announced the iPhone 5C (plastic, same basic hardware as the 5

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inFamous Second Son to get some sweet pre-order digital jackets!

inFamous Second Son to get some sweet pre-order digital jackets!

TastyWhale September 9, 2013 0

I’m a fan of the inFAMOUS series. (screw you, auto-correct, that F is capitalized!) I’m a fan of Seattle (I’m PNW based, if you didn’t know). Some people think that the newest main character

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Electronic Super Joy is for Platforming Perfectionists

Electronic Super Joy is for Platforming Perfectionists

TastyWhale September 3, 2013 0

It is not a game for me. The music is great, the graphic style is great. But Electronic Super Joy is not for me. I’m not saying it isn’t a good game. But it

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